Under the Cap Contest Final Five

Well, we finally settled on the winners of our first-ever Under the Cap contest. After a ton of reading (1,500+ entries) much debate and minor fisticuffs, we've come to a couple of important conclusions. First, it seems as though about 50% of beer drinkers think drinking beer will make someone more attractive. Second, we have the most creative audience of drinkers anywhere.

Here are the Top 5, in all their 40 character or less glory, coming soon to a Magic Hat cap near you.

-He who throws dirt is losing ground

-If perks outweigh the price, do it twice

-Don't squat with your spurs on

-Listen to your lower intestines

-time machine. I accidentally invented a